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You know my job is not that easy,
sure in the summer
but winter no way.
Checking my list twice,
once takes about five months
twice about eleven months,
adding in cookie and milk breaks.
All the time elves are looking for advice.
Mail has to be checked,
to see who’s naughty or nice.
Some kids want this really expensive stuff,
my budget’s getting low.
The new sleigh can’t even land in the snow!
Email is impossible to check.
The army’s going after my sleigh?
My suit is too dirty,
So the boys at H.Q. build me a new one.
How am I supposed to know what to do?
With gizmos here and gadgets there,
one almost pulled out my hair!
Mrs. Claus is mad because I “snack on too many cookies.”
Alarms go off watch dogs come out!
Chimneys are too small and some houses don’t have one!
New York I’m a U.F.O.
I’m getting sued for trespassing
some places there’s no snow!
Donner and Blitzen were fired last week because of the new sleigh and all its critique,
All this stuff really gets me down,
But I’d do it again for the smiling faces I found.
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